Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as...
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal...
A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks...
WASHINGTONIAN, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of governing himself for the advantage...
Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and...
A bride is a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
NECTAR, n. A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its...
(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to...
Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
OBSESSED, p.p. Vexed by an evil spirit, like the Gadarene swine and other critics. Obsession...
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities...
The covers of this book are too far apart.