Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which...
Doubt, indulged and cherished, is in danger of becoming denial; but if honest, and bent...
Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is...
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern...
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
IGNORAMUS, n. A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having...
MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes...
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so...
Incompatibility: In matrimony, a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making...
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.