Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Curiosity, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or...
ADMINISTRATION, n. An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to receive the kicks and cuffs due...
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
MINSTREL, adj. Formerly a poet, singer or musician; now a nigger with a color less...
What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war...
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of...
I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is...
Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it...
TRUST, n. In American politics, a large corporation composed in greater part of thrifty working...
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Incompatibility: In matrimony, a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.