A bride is a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.
SIREN, n. One of several musical prodigies famous for a vain attempt to dissuade Odysseus...
LEVIATHAN, n. An enormous aquatic animal mentioned by Job. Some suppose it to have been...
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar...
ARISTOCRACY, n. Government by the best men. (In this sense the word is obsolete; so...
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes...
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment
BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think what we think. That which distinguishes the...
LAOCOON, n. A famous piece of antique scripture representing a priest of that name and...
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so...
Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
Doubt is the father of invention.
When you doubt, abstain.
Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
Faith and doubt both are needed - not as antagonists, but working side by side...