A bride is a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing
Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog
BRANDY, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody...
Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone,...
Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state.
A cat is a soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things...
If this is a crush, then I don't know if I could take the real...
We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to...
MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care...
A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks...
Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not...
Consul - in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from...
Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment
There are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern...
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.