A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
RASCALITY, n. Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.
Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
OBSESSED, p.p. Vexed by an evil spirit, like the Gadarene swine and other critics. Obsession...
Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is...
Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
A bride is a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself...
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are...
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.
REPRESENTATIVE, n. In national politics, a member of the Lower House in this world, and...
Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which...
Perfection is an imaginary state of quality distinguished from the actual by an element known...
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
HYPOCRITE, n. One who, profession virtues that he does not respect secures the advantage of...
Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the...
We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to...
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.