Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.
ZANY, n. A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the...
Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care...
Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of...
FINANCE, n. The art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage...
NECTAR, n. A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its...
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog
If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite...
I am certain of nothing but the Holiness of the Heart's affections and the Truth...
When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I...
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying...