Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are...
Confidante: One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.
Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
Kindness is a brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.
Mythology: the body of a primitive people's beliefs, concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities...
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
MUGWUMP, n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence....
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in...
Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
MUMMY, n. An ancient Egyptian, formerly in universal use among modern civilized nations as medicine,...
When you doubt, abstain.
Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth...
I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people...
Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so...
Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which...