Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.

Quote by Richard Pryor

Topics: Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask...

I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask...

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up...

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up...

I was brought up in a whorehouse in Peoria. My mother and father lived there...

I was brought up in a whorehouse in Peoria. My mother and father lived there...

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation,...

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation,...

Hawaii is the best form of comfort for me. When I die, I want to...

Hawaii is the best form of comfort for me. When I die, I want to...

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been...

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been...

I was an only child.

I was an only child.

You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because...

You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because...

I became a performer because it was what I enjoyed doing.

I became a performer because it was what I enjoyed doing.

There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground.

There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground.

Everyone carries around his own monsters.

Everyone carries around his own monsters.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being...

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being...

I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.

I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.

I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can...

I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can...

Even when I was a little kid, I always said I would be in the...

Even when I was a little kid, I always said I would be in the...

I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad...

I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad...

I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause...

I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause...

The black groups that boycott certain films would do better to get the money together...

The black groups that boycott certain films would do better to get the money together...