Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.

Quote by Richard Pryor

Topics: Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the...

I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the...

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up...

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up...

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.

I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been...

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been...

I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So...

I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So...

I became a performer because it was what I enjoyed doing.

I became a performer because it was what I enjoyed doing.

There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions...

There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions...

It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and...

It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and...

I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female...

I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female...

I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the...

I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the...

The black groups that boycott certain films would do better to get the money together...

The black groups that boycott certain films would do better to get the money together...

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

Yes, I'm religious. God has shown me things, made certain ways clear to me.

Yes, I'm religious. God has shown me things, made certain ways clear to me.

I was a loner and never hung out with anyone. I never had any friends.

I was a loner and never hung out with anyone. I never had any friends.

Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.

Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.

You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because...

You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because...

Movies are movies, and I don't think any of them are going to hurt the...

Movies are movies, and I don't think any of them are going to hurt the...

Everyone carries around his own monsters.

Everyone carries around his own monsters.

There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground.

There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground.