Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Quote by Evan Esar

Topics: Conscience Quotes, Guilt Quotes, Humor Quotes

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a...

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a...

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience

There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience

The love of property and consciousness of right and wrong have conflicting places in our...

The love of property and consciousness of right and wrong have conflicting places in our...

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm....

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm....

Courage without conscience is a wild beast.

Courage without conscience is a wild beast.

Conscience has no more to do with gallantry than it has with politics

Conscience has no more to do with gallantry than it has with politics

Nothing is more powerful than an individual acting out of his conscience, thus helping to...

Nothing is more powerful than an individual acting out of his conscience, thus helping to...

To endeavor to domineer over conscience, is to invade the citadel of heaven

To endeavor to domineer over conscience, is to invade the citadel of heaven

Conscience is the frame of character, and love is the covering for it

Conscience is the frame of character, and love is the covering for it

Only those within whose own consciousness the sun rise and set, the leaves burgeon and...

Only those within whose own consciousness the sun rise and set, the leaves burgeon and...

O conscience, upright and stainless, how bitter a sting to thee is a little fault!

O conscience, upright and stainless, how bitter a sting to thee is a little fault!

The only tyrant I accept in this world is the 'still small voice' within

The only tyrant I accept in this world is the 'still small voice' within

Respondent's expectation that his garden was protected from observation is unreasonable and is not an...

Respondent's expectation that his garden was protected from observation is unreasonable and is not an...

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and...

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and...