Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Quote by Evan Esar

Topics: Conscience Quotes, Guilt Quotes, Humor Quotes

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a...

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a...

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.