But, through the shift of mood and mood, Mine ancient humor saves him whole The cynic devil in his blood That bids him mock his hurrying soul; That bids him flout the Law he makes, That bids him make the…

Quote by Rudyard Kipling

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An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut...

When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut...

It's clever, but is it Art?

It's clever, but is it Art?

All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.

All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.

Gardens are not made by singing Oh, how beautiful, and sitting in the shade.

Gardens are not made by singing Oh, how beautiful, and sitting in the shade.

Everyone is more or less mad on one point.

Everyone is more or less mad on one point.

I have struck a city - a real city - and they call it Chicago......

I have struck a city - a real city - and they call it Chicago......

Buy a pup and your money will buy love unflinching.

Buy a pup and your money will buy love unflinching.

A man's mind is wont to tell him more than seven watchmen sitting in a...

A man's mind is wont to tell him more than seven watchmen sitting in a...

He is the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to him.

He is the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to him.

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

Politics are not my concern . . . They impressed me as a dog's life...

Politics are not my concern . . . They impressed me as a dog's life...

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Youth had been a habit of hers for so long, that she could not part...

Youth had been a habit of hers for so long, that she could not part...

Let us now praise famous men' - / Men of little showing - / For...

Let us now praise famous men' - / Men of little showing - / For...

I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble.

I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble.

You haf too much Ego in your Cosmos

You haf too much Ego in your Cosmos

If I were hanged on the highest hill, Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine!...

If I were hanged on the highest hill, Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine!...

And that is called paying the Dane-geld; but we've proved it again and again, that...

And that is called paying the Dane-geld; but we've proved it again and again, that...

And the first rude sketch that the world had seen was joy to his mighty...

And the first rude sketch that the world had seen was joy to his mighty...