Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Quote by Charles Schulz

Topics: Biking Quotes, Life Quotes

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you...

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by...

Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by...

Playing poker in their Quonset hut on Tinian, killing the last hours of the preatomic...

Playing poker in their Quonset hut on Tinian, killing the last hours of the preatomic...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural...

Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural...

I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had...

I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had...

Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.

Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the...

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the...

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting...

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting...

Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.

Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.

You know what else is better than I thought it'd be?....Your sister....HaHaHaHa!!!

You know what else is better than I thought it'd be?....Your sister....HaHaHaHa!!!

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but...

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but...

Without music, life would be a mistake.

Without music, life would be a mistake.