I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get used to it.

Quote by Charles Schulz

Topics: Fun Life Quotes

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you...

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

That risky naked trip...from the bathroom to your bedroom.

That risky naked trip...from the bathroom to your bedroom.

Housekeeping ain't no joke

Housekeeping ain't no joke

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

In our daily lives problems are bound to arise. The biggest problems in our lives...

In our daily lives problems are bound to arise. The biggest problems in our lives...

I like marriage. The idea.

I like marriage. The idea.

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when...

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when...

I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of...

I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of...

I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set...

I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

The only completely consistent people are the dead.

The only completely consistent people are the dead.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the...

I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the...

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of...

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

If the material is inspiring and motivates you, then it doesn't really matter what it...

If the material is inspiring and motivates you, then it doesn't really matter what it...