Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.

Quote by Zenna Schaffer

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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the...

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

You can sum up this sport boxing in two words: You never know.

You can sum up this sport boxing in two words: You never know.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

We are not limited by our old age; we are liberated by it.

We are not limited by our old age; we are liberated by it.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is...

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is...

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than...

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than...

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper...

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper...

Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things.

Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things.

One of the very nice things about investing in the stock market is that you...

One of the very nice things about investing in the stock market is that you...

You can get in way more trouble with a good idea than a bad idea,...

You can get in way more trouble with a good idea than a bad idea,...

I gave my beauty and my youth to men. I am going to give my...

I gave my beauty and my youth to men. I am going to give my...