That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
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Dane Cook Quotes
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my...
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home...
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of...
I'm a late-night guy.
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make...
I get so into the moment.
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people...
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can...
I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and...
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go,...
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always...
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love...