It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Life Quotes

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Not a day passes over the earth, but men and women of no note do...

Not a day passes over the earth, but men and women of no note do...

I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is...

I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is...