Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning

Quote by Denis Leary

Topics: Marriage Quotes

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part...

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part...

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and...

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and...

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons...

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when...

The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture.

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture.

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he...

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he...

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President...

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President...

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we...

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we...

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find...

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find...

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking...

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking...