Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Quote by Rita Mae Brown

Topics: Dating Quotes, Funny Quotes

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in...

Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in...

You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a...

You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a...

Writers will happen in the best of families

Writers will happen in the best of families

Morals are private. Decency is public.

Morals are private. Decency is public.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for...

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for...

I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.

I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize...

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize...

Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.

Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from...

Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.

Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

Language exerts hidden power, like the moon on the tides.

Language exerts hidden power, like the moon on the tides.