What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

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I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I...

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I...

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

Eat my shorts!!

Eat my shorts!!

The principal said potty!

The principal said potty!

Bart no like, bad medicine.

Bart no like, bad medicine.

You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...

You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!

Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.

I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.

I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.

I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.

Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.

Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!

I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!