What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?

Quote by Bart Simpson

Topics: Being A Good Person Quotes

I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.

I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.

Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.

Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over,...

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over,...

Bart no like, bad medicine.

Bart no like, bad medicine.

I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!

I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!

Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?

Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?

Aye Carumba!

Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!

Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!

The principal said potty!

The principal said potty!

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da...

Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da...

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...

You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!