I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

Quote by Nick Faldo

Topics: Golf Quotes

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

Where the hell's Jane?

Where the hell's Jane?

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

My dear, did you ever stop to think what a wonderful bunker you would make?

My dear, did you ever stop to think what a wonderful bunker you would make?

Golf is played with the arms.

Golf is played with the arms.

Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings...

Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings...

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.

Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you.

Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you.

I remember when I first came out on the Tour. I was hitting practice balls...

I remember when I first came out on the Tour. I was hitting practice balls...

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called...

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called...