Hey, if your looking for a dad-burn superstar, look at this kid. He was so good today, I wanted to caddie for him.

Quote by Lee Trevino

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There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by...

There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by...

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your...

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your...

I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a...

I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a...

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time...

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time...

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing...

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing...

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of...

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of...

I remember when I first came out on the Tour. I was hitting practice balls...

I remember when I first came out on the Tour. I was hitting practice balls...

The most interesting guy I've ever played with was King Hassan of Morocco. I went...

The most interesting guy I've ever played with was King Hassan of Morocco. I went...

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm...

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm...

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

Michael Jordan was a tremendous basketball player.

Michael Jordan was a tremendous basketball player.

I love it. I don't know if I love it as much as Arnold Palmer,...

I love it. I don't know if I love it as much as Arnold Palmer,...

I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton...

I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton...

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course.

When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course.

Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole with only two in your...

Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole with only two in your...

This place [Augusta National] rejects me like a skin transplant.

This place [Augusta National] rejects me like a skin transplant.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

You son of a bitch. You're something else. I'm really proud of you.

You son of a bitch. You're something else. I'm really proud of you.