Hey, if your looking for a dad-burn superstar, look at this kid. He was so good today, I wanted to caddie for him.

Quote by Lee Trevino

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His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top...

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top...

A hungry dog hunts best

A hungry dog hunts best

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm...

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm...

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't...

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't...

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up...

In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up...

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954.

I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954.

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time...

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time...

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a...

I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a...

Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown...

Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown...

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never...

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never...

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and...

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and...

There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by...

There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by...

I think a lot of Jim Thorpe, the Olympian, and his accomplishments.

I think a lot of Jim Thorpe, the Olympian, and his accomplishments.

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your...

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your...

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't...

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't...