There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband
Quote by Nick Faldo
I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.
I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.
Where the hell's Jane?
He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...
When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.
Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.
Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...
I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.
Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair?
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors...
My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.
Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an...
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf-it's almost a law.