There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband

Quote by Nick Faldo

Topics: Marriage Quotes

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

Where the hell's Jane?

Where the hell's Jane?

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf-it's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf-it's almost a law.

I wish I had kept my damn mouth shut.

I wish I had kept my damn mouth shut.

At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball,...

At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball,...

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could...

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could...

Golf always makes me so damned angry

Golf always makes me so damned angry

It's the greatest par-3 hole in America.

It's the greatest par-3 hole in America.

When I was growing up, they had just found radio.

When I was growing up, they had just found radio.

Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.

Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.

Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the...

Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the...