We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

Quote by Nick Faldo

Topics: Marriage Quotes

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

Where the hell's Jane?

Where the hell's Jane?

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.