I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

Where the hell's Jane?

Where the hell's Jane?

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he...

I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he...

They say 'practice makes perfect.' Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers...

They say 'practice makes perfect.' Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers...

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do,...

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do,...

Why do we work so hard to feel so terrible.

Why do we work so hard to feel so terrible.

Show me a man who plays a good game of golf and I'll show you...

Show me a man who plays a good game of golf and I'll show you...

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could...

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could...

If you gone come in second, you're just the first loser.

If you gone come in second, you're just the first loser.

Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are...

Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are...

So in the summer of 1968, a young golfer from Texas experienced something that would...

So in the summer of 1968, a young golfer from Texas experienced something that would...