Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.
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I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.
Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married
He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...
When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.
Where the hell's Jane?
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention
I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.
There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...
I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...
If you adore her, you must adorn her. There lies the secret of a happy...
A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit
Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.
Marriage functions best when both partners remain somewhat unmarried.
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired...
All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any...
Marriage is the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress...
He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and...
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...