Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

Quote by Nick Faldo

Topics: Golf Quotes

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where...

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's...

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

Where the hell's Jane?

Where the hell's Jane?

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.