I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

Quote by Gore Vidal

Topics: Sex Quotes, Television Quotes

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President....

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President....

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults

All in all, I would not have missed this century for the world.

All in all, I would not have missed this century for the world.

Religions sprang up among men to deal with the sometimes terrifying aspects of existence, to...

Religions sprang up among men to deal with the sometimes terrifying aspects of existence, to...

All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting to encounter yourself.

All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting to encounter yourself.

One is sorry one could not have taken both branches of the road. But we...

One is sorry one could not have taken both branches of the road. But we...

Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a...

Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a...

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an I.Q. of 60.

Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an I.Q. of 60.

It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences.

Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences.

Fifty percent of people won't vote, and fifty percent don't read newspapers. I hope it's...

Fifty percent of people won't vote, and fifty percent don't read newspapers. I hope it's...

It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one...

It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one...

The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the...

The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the...

Think of the earth as a living organism that is being attacked by billions of...

Think of the earth as a living organism that is being attacked by billions of...

As the age of television progresses the Reagans will be the rule, not the exception....

As the age of television progresses the Reagans will be the rule, not the exception....

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.

Money confounds subordination

Money confounds subordination

On my best day, I am a seven-point-seven. I could be a hard eight if...

On my best day, I am a seven-point-seven. I could be a hard eight if...