Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 5 it should default to 'Unstable.'

Topics: Facebook Quotes

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.

I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.

Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a...

Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a...

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...

Don't be posting nothing up on my wall, stay off my Facebook. And don't be...

Don't be posting nothing up on my wall, stay off my Facebook. And don't be...

That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago...

That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago...

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually...

The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually...

If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.

If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.

Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.

The older the Facebook post, the creepier your 'Like' becomes.

The older the Facebook post, the creepier your 'Like' becomes.

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...