If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Will Rogers Quotes

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...