It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies...

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies...

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I've been things and seen places.

I've been things and seen places.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...