It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Quote by Mae West
Mae West Quotes
A hard man is good to find.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Look your best - who said love is blind?
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
I'm single because I was born that way.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
Sex is emotion in motion.
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...
We can't begin to understand what God has planned for us, But we face each...
Life can't ever really defeat a writer who is in love with writing, for life...
All's fair in love and war.