I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

Quote by John Barrymore

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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one...

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

Only in love are unity and duality not in conflict

Only in love are unity and duality not in conflict