When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

Quote by John Barrymore

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You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one...

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one...

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.