You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

Quote by John Barrymore

Topics: Drink Quotes

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one...

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...