You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

Quote by John Barrymore

Topics: Drink Quotes

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of...

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of...

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one...

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one...

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

Remember, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win...

Remember, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win...

Purity,patience, and preserverance are the three essentials to success, and above all: love.

Purity,patience, and preserverance are the three essentials to success, and above all: love.