I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

Quote by Chevy Chase

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It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if...

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if...

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so...

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so...

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and...

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and...

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I...

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I...

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure...

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure...

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just...

The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just...

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend...

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend...

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a...

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a...

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make...

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make...

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House....

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House....

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying....

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying....

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it...

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it...