I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.

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Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it...

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it...

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if...

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if...

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if...

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if...

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House....

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House....

The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just...

The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just...

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make...

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make...

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure...

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure...

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I...

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I...

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill,...

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill,...

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and...

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and...