I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist.
Quote by Dylan Moran
Dylan Moran Quotes
I don't really think of myself as an actor.
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.
Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine...
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear...
I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you...
I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom,...
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will...
You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign...
The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me...
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a...
Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger...
Red meat is not bad for you
Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.
Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before