I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist.
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Dylan Moran Quotes
Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works,...
The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me...
Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I...
I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom,...
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will...
You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign...
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.
You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly...
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.
Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine...
I don't really think of myself as an actor.
Red meat is not bad for you
Food is to eat, not to frame and hang on the wall.
When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so...