Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

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But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...

I never made a good movie.

I never made a good movie.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...

No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...

I loved to fall down.

I loved to fall down.

My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane...

My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane...

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put...

No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put...

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste.

I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste.

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...

Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of...

We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of...

I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third...

I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third...

I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.