Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

Quote by Dick Van Dyke

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I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of...

We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of...

No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...

No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...

I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state.

I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state.

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

I wanted to be a radio announcer.

I wanted to be a radio announcer.

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.

Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was...

Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was...

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste.

I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste.

I never made a good movie.

I never made a good movie.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and...

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and...

I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.

I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.

I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third...

I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third...

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

I loved to fall down.

I loved to fall down.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...