You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.
Quote by Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke Quotes
So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...
But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...
I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.
We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of...
I loved to fall down.
My kids are so much better parent than I was.
Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.
I wanted to be a radio announcer.
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...
I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.
I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show...
I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third...
Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was...
So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.
I have four children and I have seven grandkids.
Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.
But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to...
I never made a good movie.
I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot...
Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and...