My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it

Quote by Dottie Archibald

Topics: Housework Quotes, Husbands Quotes

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a...

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a...

The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it.

The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it.

If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no...

If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no...

Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.

Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

The secret of surviving housework is simply to do it. Pull the plug on the...

The secret of surviving housework is simply to do it. Pull the plug on the...

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years...

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years...

I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that....

I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that....

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later...

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later...

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their...

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their...

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their...

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their...

If family violence teaches children that might makes right at home, how will we hope...

If family violence teaches children that might makes right at home, how will we hope...

Earth is here so kind [Australia], that just tickle her with a hoe and she...

Earth is here so kind [Australia], that just tickle her with a hoe and she...

God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass

God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass

Of all the husbands on the earth, The sailor has the finest berth, For in...

Of all the husbands on the earth, The sailor has the finest berth, For in...

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and...

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

The impulse of the American woman to geld her husband and castrate her sons is...

The impulse of the American woman to geld her husband and castrate her sons is...