“I felt so bad last night for having this one night stand, the following day I got another one for the other side of the bed.Topics: Quotes about Funny Facebook StatusShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the...#Christmas, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
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