I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Quote by Andy Rooney

Topics: Food Quotes, Funny Quotes

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of...

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of...

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if...

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if...

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate...

When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate...

Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but...

Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but...

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....

Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of...

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of...

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in...

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in...