There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Quote by Frank Zappa

Topics: Funny Quotes, Stupidity Quotes

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who...

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who...

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block...

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block...

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins...

Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins...

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety. Other women cloy the appetites...

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety. Other women cloy the appetites...

It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.

It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.