I didn't run into anyone I know today. Guess who's wearing the exact same outfit tomorrow?
It Is What It Is Quotes
In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...
Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.
It's funny how people say they miss you, but don't even make an effort to...
Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...
Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...
Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad...
My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...
There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.
I hate when people act a different way when they get around certain people.
Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.
Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called.
This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.
That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.
The awkward moment when your friend crops you out of a photo.
Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...
The most judgmental 10 seconds in any person's life is the walk through first class...
Don't try to understand everything. Because sometimes it's not meant to be understood, but to...