I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

Quote by Douglas Feaver

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His mouth is for export and his head has no entrance.

His mouth is for export and his head has no entrance.

He'd believe anything provided it's not in Holy Scripture.

He'd believe anything provided it's not in Holy Scripture.

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

His mouth is for export and his head has no entrance.

His mouth is for export and his head has no entrance.

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.

Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.

We had our own baby boom.

We had our own baby boom.

Don't you just love when babies hold your finger with their whole hand.

Don't you just love when babies hold your finger with their whole hand.

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Babies are such a nice way to start people

If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick...

If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick...

We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression...

We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression...

People Express is clearly the archetypical deregulation success story and the most spectacular of my...

People Express is clearly the archetypical deregulation success story and the most spectacular of my...

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand...