I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

Quote by Douglas Feaver

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He'd believe anything provided it's not in Holy Scripture.

He'd believe anything provided it's not in Holy Scripture.

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

His mouth is for export and his head has no entrance.

His mouth is for export and his head has no entrance.

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

His mouth is for export and his head has no entrance.

His mouth is for export and his head has no entrance.

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to...

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to...

If I read a book and it makes my whole body so cold no fire...

If I read a book and it makes my whole body so cold no fire...

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and...

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and...

You gotta be careful with your body. Your body is like a bar of soap....

You gotta be careful with your body. Your body is like a bar of soap....

Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.

Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.

Scars are tattoos with better stories.

Scars are tattoos with better stories.

It is because the body is a machine that education is possible. Education is the...

It is because the body is a machine that education is possible. Education is the...

The miser, starving his brother's body, starves also his own soul, and at death shall...

The miser, starving his brother's body, starves also his own soul, and at death shall...

Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the...

Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the...

I'm having a bad day. I am not size six. My legs are not skinny...

I'm having a bad day. I am not size six. My legs are not skinny...

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in

Anguish of mind has driven thousands to suicide; anguish of body, none. This proves that...

Anguish of mind has driven thousands to suicide; anguish of body, none. This proves that...

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...