Quotes by Douglas Feaver

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

#Douglas Feaver

His mouth is for export and his head has no entrance.

#Douglas Feaver

He'd believe anything provided it's not in Holy Scripture.

#Douglas Feaver

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

#Babies

His mouth is for export and his head has no entrance.

#Body

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

#Baby, #Funny