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A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and...

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and...

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand...

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes...

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes...

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a...

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a...

We had our own baby boom.

We had our own baby boom.

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Babies are such a nice way to start people

If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick...

If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

People Express is clearly the archetypical deregulation success story and the most spectacular of my...

People Express is clearly the archetypical deregulation success story and the most spectacular of my...

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.

Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.

We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression...

We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression...