Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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I need the heart of a brave man, the soul of a wise man, the...

I need the heart of a brave man, the soul of a wise man, the...

To say 'I love you' one must first be able to say the 'I.'

To say 'I love you' one must first be able to say the 'I.'

A man knows his companion in a long journey and a little inn.

A man knows his companion in a long journey and a little inn.

He that plants trees loves others besides himself.

He that plants trees loves others besides himself.

Absences are a good influence in love and keep it bright and delicate.

Absences are a good influence in love and keep it bright and delicate.

When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they look in...

When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they look in...

A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.

A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.

Our friends interpret the world and ourselves to us, if we take them tenderly and...

Our friends interpret the world and ourselves to us, if we take them tenderly and...

Purely sensual love is never true or lasting, for which reason first love is, as...

Purely sensual love is never true or lasting, for which reason first love is, as...

The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets...

The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets...

This love is silent.

This love is silent.

I love you smile at me, I love the way your hands reach out and...

I love you smile at me, I love the way your hands reach out and...

Love means the body, the soul, the life, the entire being. We feel love as...

Love means the body, the soul, the life, the entire being. We feel love as...

I love her and that's the beginning of everything.

I love her and that's the beginning of everything.

Love is a gift from God, and as we obey His laws and genuinely learn...

Love is a gift from God, and as we obey His laws and genuinely learn...

All the little emptiness of love!

All the little emptiness of love!

We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love is our...

We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love is our...

Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't...

Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't...

The simple lack of her is more to me than others' presence.

The simple lack of her is more to me than others' presence.

Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty....

Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty....