Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
Quote by Gregory Null
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl...
Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...
I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
The good writing of any age has always been the product of someone's neurosis.
I think I swallowed a bug!
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he...
If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.
After 12 years, the old butterflies came back. Well, I guess at my age you...
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape...
The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second...
I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I...
Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...
For age and want save while you may, No morning sun lasts a whole day.