Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.

Quote by Gregory Null

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Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl...

Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl...

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car

Never swap horses crossing a stream

Never swap horses crossing a stream

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.

A great many things have been pronounced untrue and absurd, and even impossible, by the...

A great many things have been pronounced untrue and absurd, and even impossible, by the...

There is so much more than that little space from 14 to 40. And if...

There is so much more than that little space from 14 to 40. And if...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do...

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do...

The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

Hope is the dream of the waking man.

Hope is the dream of the waking man.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.