I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

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Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when...

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when...

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at...

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at...

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.