Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

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I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked...

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked...

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at...

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at...

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.